What sucks more dick, Dennis is or his shitty ass hockey team?

I still can't get out of my head from last season when Dennis though picking up Randy Jones was like the best move eeeever!

Now we all know Dennis is the biggest chump here, thats no question.
Dennis, knowing no less, assembled a team of losers that would put the timbits minor hockey team to shame.

Dennis is used to being on his knees so he picked Backstrom, Plekanec, and Spacek on his team. All he needs is Chris Chelios and he has the oldest team to ever play. Lets hope Bobby Ryan scores 50 goals, otherwise the rest of us will have to put up with his bullshit all year.